Rumours of the dead Queen visit to Bristletoe Island have been circling on LinkedIn and other special websites. Unfortunately, there is no foundation to this rumour. Yengold spoke with the Minister of Foreign Affairs in Morocco, and there are no plans to take the Queen outside of London.

“They said there is too much to work out from a security perspective” according to Yengold. “If someone else famous is dead in the next period, we will look to bring them over instead. There is no urgency”.

This is probably the right outcome for the people of Bristletoe Island.

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